Alphabet Soup Saved My Business

The scent of roses and lilies was the first language of business I ever knew. From the time I was a child, nestled amidst the vibrant chaos of my father’s florist shop, he was my first and most profound business mentor.

I learned about margins while pricing bouquets, about customer service while managing delicate deliveries, and about the delicate balance of supply and demand with every seasonal bloom. There were no fancy acronyms then, just the tangible realities of running a small business, the direct connection between effort and reward.

Then came the orchard. A new venture, a different kind of growth, rooted in the earth of rural Washington.

Suddenly, the intuitive understanding I had cultivated in the flower shop needed new vocabulary. Standing amidst rows of pear trees, the scent of damp soil replacing the sweet perfume of blossoms, I was faced with a stark reality: to scale this new dream, I needed to learn a new language the seemingly impenetrable alphabet soup of business.

There were no corporate training sessions, no helpful colleagues rattling off definitions. My “office” was a makeshift corner, a wobbly chair pulled up to a hand-me-down table.

My “technology” was a temperamental computer that barely connected to the nascent internet. My learning was a solitary, often terrifying, journey fueled by a desperate need to understand.

I remember the first time I met “CAPEX” in a farming magazine, utterly disconnected from the familiar world of floral supplies. “OPEX” sounded like a brand of fertilizer I’d never heard of.

The business world, with its endless stream of acronyms, felt like a secret club with a password I didn’t know.

My education was cobbled together from late-night trips to the library, dog-eared business books, and hesitant conversations with the occasional seasoned executive who took pity on my earnest ignorance.

Ledgers and early versions of Excel became my battlegrounds, where I painstakingly tried to apply the business principles my father had instilled in this new agricultural venture, all while slowly, painstakingly, decoding the alphabet soup.

There were moments of sheer panic, the cold sweat of wondering if I was truly capable of building upon my father’s legacy in this new domain.

But the foundational lessons from the florist shop  the importance of demanding work, customer value, and careful financial management were my anchors.

The acronyms were just the labels on the tools I needed to master. This is the story of that solo climb, from the familiar language of petals to the sometimes-baffling, ultimately empowering, alphabet of profit.

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CAPEX vs. OPEX – The First Real Test of My Understanding

It started with a fruit washer. A shiny, industrial-grade marvel that promised to increase productivity and reduce bruising.

I was sold. Until I sat down, pen in hand, trying to figure out how to record this purchase in my ledgers. Was it an expense? An investment? Could I deduct it? Was it going to come back to bite me at tax time?

That’s when I stumbled across the term “CAPEX.” Capital Expenditure. According to one book, it meant long-term investments in your business, things that would serve you for more than a year. So, the fruit washer? CAPEX.Great. I breathed a sigh of relief.

Until I realized I was also using the term “OPEX” to describe the fuel for that same machine, the electricity it guzzled, and the maintenance we kept forgetting to do.

I was learning that CAPEX builds the business, and OPEX keeps it running.

This distinction might sound basic now, but it was a massive breakthrough at the time. It shifted how I viewed my purchases, my budgeting, and most importantly, my priorities.

I started asking different questions: “Is this a long-term asset or a daily cost?” “Am I building or just surviving?”

In the process, I discovered that OPEX is like your morning coffee: necessary, ongoing, and sometimes too expensive if you’re not paying attention.

Building My Own Business Vocabulary (One Acronym at a Time)

I didn’t just want to use the acronyms I wanted to own them. So, I started what I called my “Acronym Wall.” I’d tape index cards above my desk with one acronym per card:

• ROI: Return on Investment. I’d scribble next to it: “Did that tractor pay me back in pears or headaches?”
• EBITDA: Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation, and Amortization. My shorthand? “What the business actually makes before the vultures show up.”
• KPI: Key Performance Indicator. Or as I saw it: “The heartbeat of what’s working.”

That wall became a living dictionary. Every time I used one of those acronyms correctly in a sentence or, better yet, in a financial document, I’d put a little gold star on the card. Not because anyone else would see it. But because I needed to prove to myself that I could learn this language.

Eventually, the wall grew so large that guests thought I was running some kind of code-breaking agency. And in a way, I was. I was decoding the secret language of profitability, one awkward acronym at a time.

Funny enough, I also invented a few of my own acronyms. SOP started as “Save Our Pears” during a particularly bad harvest. Later, when I found out it meant “Standard Operating Procedure,” I laughed and then realized I’d stumbled onto something valuable: documentation saves businesses.

Systems That Scale The Day Acronyms Turned into Action

At some point, the learning had to turn into doing. The knowledge had to become action. And this is where I hit my stride.

Once I understood what CAPEX and OPEX were, I started building out detailed spreadsheets in Excel. I color-coded them. I added formulas (some of which worked!). I even began forecasting cash flow a concept I hadn’t even known existed two years earlier.

The real breakthrough came when I created my first SOP. It was for the harvest crew. A step-by-step breakdown of how we picked, sorted, and stored fruit. I laminated it, posted it by the barn, and waited.

To my shock, everything ran smoother. There were fewer mistakes. People stopped asking me the same questions over and over. And best of all? I could step away without the whole operation stopping slowly.

That was the moment I realized acronyms weren’t just fancy words, they were systems in disguise.

Every acronym I had learned gave me another lever to pull. I wasn’t just working in my business anymore. I was working on it.

And yes, I may have printed “EBITDA Queen” on a coffee mug. You’ve got to celebrate the wins.

The Funny Side of Serious Systems

Look, business isn’t always glamorous. Sometimes, it’s two raccoons breaking into your produce shed and triggering the motion sensor lights while you’re trying to close out a financial statement.

But in the middle of all that chaos, I found structure.

These acronyms became my toolkit, my shorthand, and my security blanket. I started to dream bigger because I wasn’t buried under the stress of trying to “figure it all out” alone.

I could walk into a room full of seasoned executives and not flinch when someone dropped a “YoY EBITDA margin” bomb. Instead, I’d nod, smile and know exactly what it meant.

That confidence was hard-earned. And it didn’t come from a classroom, it came from orchards, ledgers, index cards, and a determination not to let the alphabet soup win.

From Ledgers to Logins Modern Tools That Changed the Game

If my early business life was built on ledgers and duct-taped desktop computers, my growth years were ushered in by a flood of modern tech tools that made acronyms easier to apply and even easier to teach.

When I first discovered QuickBooks, I felt like I had unlocked the accountant’s version of cheat codes. Suddenly, EBITDA wasn’t just a string of letters it was a clean report I could click into. Notion and ClickUp turned my SOPs from dusty printouts into dynamic, sharable playbooks. Zapier helped me automate repetitive tasks, freeing up mental space to focus on strategy.

And here’s the beautiful irony: while today’s tools simplify the data, they don’t eliminate the need to understand it.

You still need to know what KPI stands for and why it matters. You still need to track OPEX versus CAPEX or risk burning through your budget without realizing it. What these tools do is amplify your understanding. They’re force multipliers but only if you speak their language.

That’s when I realized: Acronyms aren’t a barrier they’re a bridge. And tools are your vehicle to cross it.

SECTION SEVEN: The CEO’s Acronym Playbook No Nonsense, No Fluff

If I could hand every CEO or founder a cheat sheet, it wouldn’t be long. It would be real. Just like the orchard, your operations are only as strong as the soil you plant them in. Here’s what I’d scribble on the back of a napkin if we were having coffee:

• CAPEX: Spend here to build long-term value. Just don’t confuse it with OPEX.
• OPEX: Necessary but sneaky. Track it or it’ll eat your margin for lunch.
• EBITDA: The number investors care about. Strip out the noise. Know what’s left.
• SOP: The manual your business runs on. If you don’t have it written down, it doesn’t exist.
• KPI: Your dashboard lights. Ignore them, and you’ll crash.
• COGS: The heartbeat of your pricing strategy. Know it or lose profit without knowing where it went.
• OEE: Especially if you’re in production, this acronym is the litmus test for efficiency.

These are not just fancy finance terms. These are survival signals. If you know them, use them, and teach them your company will scale sustainably. If not, you’ll constantly feel like you’re reinventing the wheel.

And if your team doesn’t know these terms? Teach them. Because alignment is the only language that scales.

My Full-Circle Legacy From Acronym Clueless to Systematic CEO

Now, years later, I stand not just as someone who survived the alphabet soup, but as someone who serves it hot to every client, team, and founder I coach.

When I look back at the little girl among the roses, the determined woman in the orchard, and the spreadsheet warrior who made every mistake in the book I see a throughline:

Business is a language. And fluency comes from use, not theory.

I now teach others how to take these once-intimidating acronyms and use them to:

• Build lean, profitable systems
• Create clarity across departments
• Free up time and eliminate chaos
• Make decisions based on data, not drama

Whether you’re in a warehouse, a startup office, or a field full of fruit trees this language belongs to you, too.

So if you’re still feeling stuck in your own alphabet soup? Grab a spoon. Let’s decode it together.

CALL TO ACTION: Ready to Decode Your Alphabet Soup?

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👉 Let’s build a business that speaks in systems, not stress

Because scaling doesn’t have to mean screaming.
It starts by understanding the language and maybe laughing at it, too.